Woman and Dog Sex

One of the reasons I like writing about bestiality (not beastiality) or zoophilia, as it's also known, is the hysterical reaction it provokes in so many otherwise rational people.

As you can see from the ancient Chinese image to the left, it's been around forever.

It was a staple entertainment for the Romans. Although Hollywood has only ever shown gladiators dueling in the Colosseum (Gladiator, Spartacus, Demetrius and the Gladiators) it was common for slave girls to be mounted by animals as a prelude to the main feature.

In Greek mythology, the God Zeus takes the form of a swan to rape the beautiful Leda and there are sculptures and paintings depicting the act.

The Bestiality Taboo

One of the objections to bestiality raised by people is that it's not consensual. That an animal cannot give its consent to having sex with a human.

Now in some cases this is true, but we already have cruelty to animals law in place that adequately covers this circumstance.

However, far and away the most common form of bestiality, both in real life and in porn images and videos is woman and dog sex, where a male dog fucks a human female.

If you watch any of those videos, you will soon realize just how consensual the sex is. Both the dog and the woman are enthusiastic participants. No one is harmed. It's their own business.

If you disagree with this, I'd love to hear your rationale in the comments below.

My Woman and Dog Sex Experience

Bernie explained...

"I have a friend named Rob," she said, "and he has a dog named Rex. Rex is a big German Shepherd and it was Rob and Rex who introduced me to the joys of dog sex."

Although he lives less than an hour away, Bernie had met Rob on a dating site. They had both listed "taboo" as an interest and, although you weren't allowed to mention bestiality, being illegal, you could read between the lines.

Rob had listed his profession as "animal husbandry" and "must love dogs" as a requirement in a potential partner.

Bernie wasn't really thinking about dog sex when she listed "taboo" and wasn't totally convinced that was what Rob was suggesting but was intrigued by the possibility. She realized that she was turned on by the thought, but scared as well.

Eventually, she contacted him through the site, saying that she did indeed love dogs and did he have one.

Rob said that yes he did and that he was a lovely, friendly long-haired German Shepherd named Rex. He emphasized that Rex was a whole male. Not neutered. He said that he couldn't say more in the dating site but if she was interested to contact him by email.

He'd given her his email address but Bernie created a new Gmail address specifically for this exchange.

Rob left her in no doubt about his intentions. He sent her a photo of himself naked with an erect penis, a photo of Rex and a closeup of Rex's cock. He said that he was a keen watcher of woman and dog sex on the internet and desperately wanted so see it live. Was she interested?

Bernie's pussy said that she was. She was wet and aroused from Rob's email, especially Rex's cock as she imagined taking it inside her. Before she could change her mind, she got her clothes off, opened her legs, took a photo of her wet pussy and emailed it back to him, accompanied by a simple "Yes".

Bernie had already discovered that Rob lived relatively close and had already given some thought to the age-old question "your place or mine?" and had decided that she preferred the mental comfort of familiar surroundings.

Her heart was beating like a drum when Rob rolled up in his Range Rover and opened the back for Rex to jump out. He was indeed big and beautiful and, as soon as he spotted Bernie standing by the door, rushed over to her, wagging his tail like she was a long lost friend. Bernie immediately felt better. Now as long as Rob was as nice as his dog!

"Wow, you're gorgeous," said Rob, as he walked up to Bernie. "I can see that Rex is already in love." Bernie smiled. This was going far better than she had expected. She felt a lot of her tension drain away, to be replaced with anticipatory lust. She reached down to scratch under Rex's chin and to give him a hug. He responded with a big lick to her face. "Let's go inside," she said.

Bernie opened a bottle of wine, poured a glass each for her and Rob and put out a bowl of water for Rex.

"How do we start this?" she asked.

Rob reminded her that he hadn't actually done this before but had watched lots of videos. He'd brought socks for Rex's paws and rubber bands to hold them in place. He suggested she take off her clothes and lie down so that Rex could sniff and lick her.

Bernie felt incredibly naughty as she undressed with both Rob and Rex staring at her. As she took off her panties and stood there in front of them, Rex got up and came over to sniff her pussy. So she lay down right there on the carpet, opened her legs and fingered her clit, rapidly getting wet and aroused. Rex sniffed her pussy again and immediately started licking around her cunt and inside it. She heard a gasp from Rob and saw that he had his cock out and was stroking it, clearly turned on by the sight of Bernie enjoying his dog.

"Oh my God," she gasped as Rex's rough tongue found her clit and her orgasm started to build, "that's gorgeous."

Rex put his front paws either side of Bernie's hips and started to thrust, his pink cock half way out of its sheath. Rob told her to get onto her elbows and knees and thrust her ass and pussy into the air so that Rex could hump her.

In no time at all, the dog had his paws around her waist and was bumping his cock into her, but without finding the hole he was looking for. She could feel it prodding all around, almost finding one hole or the other, but not quite. His cock was warm and slippery, oozing out doggy cum that was trickling down her buttocks.

After a couple of unsuccessful minutes, Rex got down off her and went back to licking, but this time from behind and covering both butt-hole as well as her vagina. It was as if he was reassuring himself that the object of his desire was really there. Or perhaps trying to fix its location in his head.

The dog mounted her again but this time Rob was there too. He took hold of Rex's cock, now fully extended so he was able to get a thumb and two fingers behind the knot and as Rex thrust again, guide it directly into Bernie's swollen cunt.

As soon as his cock went in part way, Rex took over and thrust it all the way in. Bernie cried out with pleasure as she felt the full length slide in and then Rex was hammering away, the tip of his cock reaching her cervix with every thrust. She could feel a constant stream of dog semen filling up her vagina and spurting into her womb. She was so dizzy with excitement that she hardly noticed when her mouth filled with Rob's penis, just started sucking instinctively.

She barely had time to think "I'm being spit roasted" before Rex's humping grew to a frenzy and then stopped, with his cock totally filling her and his hips pressing against her as she felt his front paws tighten. Then she felt his knot pressing against her. She wanted it so bad that she reached back between her legs to pull her cunt lips apart so that it could slip in more easily.

"Oh fuck, I'm knotted," she gasped around Rob's cock. "Oh fuck, I'm cumming," he replied, pushed over the top by the knowledge that she was now knotted with his dog. She took all of Rob's penis into her mouth and throat just as he started shooting stream after stream of man semen into her mouth and down her throat.

Bernadette enjoyed it so much that she got her own dog. While Danny Boy was still a pup, he was introduced to Rex. They became the best of friends and Rex taught him how to do lots of things.

"So there's our double date," said Bernie. "You, me, Rob, Rex and Danny Boy."

"You can take Rex or Danny Boy, whichever you prefer. I'll take the other one and either or both of us can pay Rob his stud fee for Rex."

"His stud fee?" I exclaimed, outraged. "What does he charge?"

"It's OK, it's just our in joke. When I suck him off while being fucked by Rex, he says it's his stud fee.

"I'm in," I said. "Set it up."

The Burning Question

Can you have anal sex with your dog?

This was a question I put to Bernadette.

I enjoyed a good bum fuck and it occurred to me that Danny Boy's cock was the ideal length and girth for it.

"Yes," she said. "Sometimes it happens accidentally. If he's thrusting and prodding, he'll enter whichever hole he finds first."

"But (butt?) if you want to do it on purpose, you need two people. and three things:

1.  Lube up your butt-hole, just like you would for any anal sex. Better with another person. Like me for instance. I can use my finger to load up your hole with lube.
2.  When Danny Boy has mounted you, spread your cheeks so that your butt-hole becomes an obvious target and
3.  Cover your cunt hole. I've tried things like tampons and they just don't work. He just pushes them further in. There's only one thing that works and that's some one else's hand covering it. Fortunately, I can do that for you. And, because I can see what's happening. I can tell you exactly how to move so that his cock finds your asshole."

Bernie knew what she was talking about.

So now I've got two more things to write up. The first time Danny Boy gave me an ass fuck and the first time Bernie and I had a "double date" with Danny Boy and Rex. And Rob, of course.

Let me know in the comments if you'd like to hear the details.